The Four Fucks:
It’s debatable if Santacon has any rules per se, but tradition holds the Four Fucks:
Don’t fuck with children!
This time of year sucks enough for them as it is, no need to make it worse.
Don’t fuck with the cops!
You are dressed exactly like me, so fucking with the cops may get me in trouble. Get me in trouble, I will get you in trouble. See fuck 4.
Don’t fuck with security!
They will call the cops.
Don’t fuck with Santa!
We’re all just trying to have fun, so remember that you’re Santa too and don’t ruin the fun for others.